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On The Road to Nowhere: Campervanning through Australia's outback

Travel Trade Gazzette

"There's a whole lot of nothing out there" people warned me when I told them my plans to drive from Adelaide to Alice Springs, but to me, that was the point.

I wanted to feel the vastness of Australia's interior and driving through the Outback was the best way to do so.

I'd always wanted to tour Australia in what I called a 'Scooby Doo campervan' and while the vehicle I hired from Britz may not have been quite the flowery 'Mystery Machine' of the cartoon series, it offered power steering, good visibility and comfy seats.

After negotiating the Adelaide rush hour my partner and I spent our first night in the wine region of Clare Valley, known for its Riesling. We had a good pub meal and awoke to find parrots in a tree above us. The bird life may have been more exotic but the landscape reminded me of Surrey. The scenery started to get more dramatic as we moved on to the Flinders Ranges. Here we saw rugged peaks, pink and blue boulders and mind bogglingly old geological formations but missed out on the yellow-footed rock wallaby.

Perhaps it was just as well. En route to Flinders we had stopped for the ubiquitous photo of a kangaroo warning road sign but our excitement at seeing the first dozen of the real thing was tempered when we clipped one just minutes from our campsite. "It happens", the receptionist shrugged.

We certainly saw a depressing number of roadkill kangaroos on our travels - some being eaten by up to eight wedge tailed eagles at a time, an amazing sight.

From Flinders onwards things started getting dustier and landscapes barer. We detoured off the Stuart Highway to drive a section of the unsurfaced Oodnadatta Track which meant a slow pace and swapping sides of the road to follow the least rutted parts.

The road runs close to the old route of the Ghan and passes through small settlements which have seen even quieter times since the railway line's relocation.

At Marree, where rusty Ghan engines remain on display, about the only vegetation was in the Oasis campsite where the owner was proudly nurturing a patch of grass with a sprinkler. Pubs are the hub of such Outback hamlets and we spent a sociable night in one at William Creek (population less than ten) which claims to be the most remote in the world. The bar here is decorated with the business cards, student IDs and signed underwear of passing tourists.

Even without a night of good Aussie wine we slept well in our campervan's surprisingly comfortable double bed which was made by slotting the table top and other boards between the seats and covering them with thick foam cushions.

A gas hob and grill, microwave, sink and fridge made self catering easy, though the microwave, like our portable heater, required us to be hooked up to a power point in a campsite.

What impressed me most about my first foray into campervaning was being able to make egg on toast or a cup of a tea while watching eagles circling, kangaroos hopping or wild camels grazing in the middle of nowhere.

The famous mining town of Coober Pedy felt like the big smoke after our small town excursions and we got back on the tourist trail by taking a tour of the underground churches and homes.

Back on the Stuart Highway there were more tourists about and cars now passed us about every five minutes instead of every twenty. Our last overnight stop was Kulgera just over the Northern Territory border where plans are afoot to create a golf course by tearing up the "snake infested" grass in front of the police station.

When we reached Alice Springs after a week on the road it was a wrench to say goodbye to our campervan and head for a hotel.

Unlike those 'pesky kids' from Scooby Doo we may not have been chased by ghosts or unmasked any crooks on our travels but we did solve some mysteries. We learnt the yellow fruits on the ground far from any tree were small melons sprung from seeds imported on the clothes of Afghan camel trekers and that the dead cattle lying just metres from a waterhole would have perished when they became bogged down on muddy slopes in a rare bout of rain. We even worked out how to use the microwave.

A few days after our adventure ended we spotted our campervan in a car park, with someone else's Lonely Planet on the dashboard. I couldn't help but give it a friendly pat.

Campervaning tips

Consider a 4 wheel drive. Hire companies don't allow regular vehicles on unsealed roads and many places of interest even just off the Stuart Highway are on this kind of track. (because we drove our two-wheel drive on the Oodnadatta track our insurance would have been invalid had we had an accident -so read terms and conditions carefully!)

Plan your route and driving times in advance - Tourism Australia or Britz's websites can help with itineraries. Distances in Australia are vast and you don't want to spend the whole day driving with no time to enjoy your surroundings. Ideally, book a day longer than you think you'll need.

Try to travel into rather than out of Australia's centre, that way the scenery gets more dramatic as you go.

Add an hour or two onto local estimates of driving times.

Plan where you'll spend each night and have a plan B in case you don't get that far. If you end up in a lay-by, for safety, chose one where there are other vehicles.

Parts of the Stuart Highway are straight and fairly featureless so it can be hard to stay alert. Take frequent breaks and share the driving.

Carry plenty of water and if you break down always stay with your vehicle.

Top up your petrol at every major stop - you won't run out and you'll save money as it gets more expensive towards Australia's centre. Also, you'll use less of the 'dirty' petrol towards the bottom of the tank.

Try to avoid driving at or after dusk or early in the morning, when animals are most active.

Take care overtaking roadtrains, they can be the length of four tankers, and fast.

Touring in winter means pleasant daytime temperatures and fewer flies but cold nights (hire a fan heater) and shorter days.

Kids will love campervaning but remember it's a confined space for cooking and in winter they may not be able to play outside in the evenings.

Don't bank on being able to replenish your self-catering supplies in remote areas. Some shops only get a delivery every two weeks.

The water available at some Outback campsites is quite saline so you'll want to supplement your tank load with bottled water for drinking and cooking.

Australia's centre is very dusty. Contact lens wearers should take glasses as backup.

To save time, check in advance where you can get your gas bottles topped up before you return your campervan.



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